Baby's favorite pass-times

1. Drooling on Mama.
2. Intense stares that make you question your purpose and identity.
3. Screaming nonesense.
4. Scooting backwards on the floor.
5. Systematically putting everything in the house in his mouth.
6. Seeing how long it takes Mom and Dad to figure out why he is crying.
7. Trying to be the loudest human in the room.
8. Flying with Dad.
9. Watching Baby Einstein.
10. Pooping.